Eesawp's Fable

Joseph was driving home late one night from his chum, Diego's house. He was motoring along a country road in his 1994 Toyota Camry, his high-beams illuminating the darkness. Suddenly, surprisingly, and utterly without warning a trio of Canada Geese flew right through the open driver's side window of his car. The three geese, disoriented and frightened by their sudden confinement, careened about he interior of Joseph's car, honking and defecating in terror. They beat their wings and pecked at Joseph, whom they believed to be the sole reason for their imprisonment and torture. Within the small interior of the the car, the three geese seemed as large as pterydactals, and their frightened honking sounded like the shrill shrieking of Rodan. Unable to protect himself from their attacks and drive his car at the same time, Joseph lost control of his vehicle. The Toyota Camry crashed into an aged weeping willow and promptly exploded. Joseph died.

The moral of the story: Don't do drugs.